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iWeigh

Do you weigh yourself every day in the hope that something magical will have happened despite those accidental tubes of Pringles?

Do you need a little more motivation when you step on those scales?

Well, you might need iWeigh, the new product from WholeSum Industries (“we’re not as explicitly evil any more, because somebody noticed”)

The iWeigh, your AI powered conversational scales, will have a deep and meaningful conversation with you, before you even take off your preferred body housings.

“Hey, iWeigh, I’m feeling a little lost in my weight loss journey”

Don’t worry Dave, we can do this together.

“Oh, iWeigh, I’ve put on three pounds… how did that happen? I only snacked while I was cooking”

Oh Dave, I think you read the scale wrong, you’ve LOST three pounds!

“That’s amazing! Thanks iWeigh”

iWeigh will never let you feel sad, because blind denial is one of the many settings you can select as your initial chat prompt!

Also available, goofy…

Hurr, hurr, I think you bust my springs you great galumph!

…head teacher…

You’ve let your trousers down, you’ve let your pants down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down

…optimism

I think that looks like a 3, not a 5

and the least popular option, cruel silence.

(the numbers on the scale slowly increase in size as you stare in a hypnotic trance)

iWeigh - it’s weigh off the mark!

FlavourMakers

Here at FlavourMakers, we didn’t just stop at vape pens. We’ve added flavours to everything!

• Boring kettle? - That steam is now lemon scented to put a zing in your cuppa!

• Lacklustre chimney? - Pumpkin Spice it right up to the sky!

• Uninspiring radiators? - Bovril

Ribena bin juice! Birthday cake blocked drains ! And coming soon, marmalade petrol stations!

What’s your Flavourite?

Choast

When little Bobby says “I’m hungry”, make sure you’ve got a loaf of Choast, just for him.

When little Betty says “My friend Melissa has Choast every day, and I want to be like her because she’s better than me”, make sure your bread repository is shoved to the brim with Choast.

When your non-gender specific cohabitor says “Dinner was utter crap, I need a snack”, give them a fistful of Choast!

Choast - it’s toast, but with cheese in it. It’s not bread, so don’t expect it to be cold.

It stays warm and crispy in the packet thanks to ingredients we don’t need to tell you about.

And don’t worry, one slice of Choast provides 3% of the recommended hourly amount of the vitamins and minerals you need, plus 357% of your weekly calories!

Choast -For the most from toast, from coast to coast, when you’re the host to Jost

(Colin)

or even a ghost

(Slimer)

or replacing an oast

(definition)

or catering a roast, or delivering the post, or sadness is foremost, or you’re a little bit loast, the answer is Choast!

NB Do Not Toast